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2022.01.28 01:43 ethancryder805 Any small streamers here that want to collab? I play Survivor dbd
Just looking for some small streamers that I can play with who have a good attitude in games that would like to play during my streams so I’m not solo queuing with brand new casual players every game. I’ll put my username in replies to whoever’s interested
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2022.01.28 01:43 flyy_Lyfer448 Do ppl really like this cut? Lmk cuz I’ll send it to ur ass on the house 🤮
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2022.01.28 01:43 meowcats734 [PI] "That was the worst apology I have ever heard" - a man replied, still holding God at gunpoint.
(original prompt here)
When God appeared in front of me, my first reaction was to sock her in the gut.
“I—” God began to say, but I stomped on her toes, getting a satisfying crunch, and screamed over her.
“I’m not dying!” I shouted. “I have a life, kids, a family, a wife—I can’t die now! Go away!” I swung a haymaker punch at her head, bouncing it back, but she barely even blinked.
“I’m God. You can’t punch me to death. Look, I’m just here to talk, okay? If you’d stop—oh, for God’s sake!” That last part burst from her lips as I headbutted her in the nose. “Look. You can’t hurt me, okay? Don’t believe me? Here.”
And to my horror, God materialized a gun in one hand and shot herself.
Blood spurted from her dark, smooth skin, splattering on my picnic cloth, and for a horrified moment all I could think of was that it would attract ants—or, at least, it would if time wasn’t standing still. The honking Newtongales, the chirps of city traffic, the rustles of the tree behind my back—everything but the drip-drip-drip of the blood from God’s chest had frozen when God arrived.
Then God smiled and shook her head. She was quite attractive, in a foreign way—I would’ve placed her as from Mainland Japan, or perhaps as Centrian, if she wasn’t… well, if she wasn’t God. “See? I can’t feel pain, so you can stop punching me now. This body, it’s just an avatar. Like one of your video games. You… did develop video games this time around, right?”
I blinked, the fear and rage singing through my veins slowly boiling down at the non sequitur. “Um. I, uh, my daughter’s been saving up for Samyaza’s Revenge III. She was—”
“—so excited that her father was finally willing to let her buy Samyaza’s Revenge, even when Elci’s been practically playing since she was born, and everyone at school has a cooler mom than me and it’s just not fair?” God’s eyes twinkled. “I know.”
“Oh.” I sighed, rubbing my forehead. The panic I’d felt when God had materialized next to me slowly began to fade. Of course she knew. She was God.
And somehow, it was only then that reality sank in. She had materialized from nowhere, stopped time, and knew everything about my life and family. God was really here, talking to me.
And there was only one reason why God ever appeared to people.
I was about to die.
“So… how’s it going to happen?” I asked. I made a show of standing up and peering under the blanket—despite time being frozen, I could lift it with ease—then checking in the lone mako-mako tree, even squinting into the sky for a rogue ornithopter or meteor crash. “Do I choke on some food? Trip and crack my head open? Have a heart attack at twenty-nine?” I gave her my most forced smile—my patented Tirni, it’s half past fifty and you’ve been listening to music all night, so help me God, if you don’t go to sleep this instant I’m committing a felony tonight special.
God shook her head. “No. I’m… sorry. This never gets any easier, even after… God, has it really been a decade, now? It’s a wonder I’m still sane…”
I have to admit, that was pretty high on the list of things you did not want to hear God say. The smile curdled on my face, and even though God had amply demonstrated that I couldn’t hurt her, I still wanted to punch her in the gut again. “So even God’s gone a bit cuckoo, huh? Guess that explains a bit about why the world’s the way it is.”
Suddenly, my throat tightened. I was talking to divinity—the creator of the universe—and she didn’t even look me in the eye when I was about to die? I opened my mouth to snap at her—
—but God sniffled.
Just once, and she tried to hide it. But it was unmistakable.
And God sat down and drew her knees to her chest, heedless of the blood leaking from her wrist. “Yeah. It sure does.”
I blinked, taken aback. Then, slowly, I moved next to her, anger simmering down as I sat on my worn, old picnic blanket. “What do you mean?”
God wiped her nose. “...What do you know about me? I don’t know how much has been… lost, this time.”
I shrugged. “You’re the creator of this world. You appear to people who are about to die, out of a sense of obligation. And… sometimes, if the person you talk to is special, somehow, then you save their life.”
God’s eyes widened, and she burst into laughter. “Sp—special? Is that what they’re saying? I only save special people? No… no, I’m too soft-hearted for my own good. I’ve never had the heart to leave someone to die, once I’ve… gotten to know them.”
Tentatively, I pointed out that people died all the time.
The mirth in God’s eyes faded. “Yeah. They do. I can’t save them all.”
“Are you not… powerful enough?” I asked.
She shook her head. “No. No, I could make sure nobody died, ever again, if I wanted to. It’s just… if I save anyone—if I interfere in the world at all, really—it… breaks things.”
“But, uh… you’ve saved people. That’s sort of how we know you exist. Avarad the Conqueror, Jixi Dong, Paulus Jasdaughter—”
“None of them were supposed to exist,” she said. She waved her hand at the Los Alvaros skyline, the ornithopters frozen mid-flight above the spindly skybridges. “None of this world was supposed to exist. I don’t know what I messed up this time. I got all the continents right, the KT extinction went fine, I managed to evolve humans, and you guys even developed Egypt and China and Japan and Inca before the first major divergence. I was so hopeful…”
A chill went down my spine. “If this world wasn’t supposed to exist, then—”
“—why does everything keep… existing?” God spread her hands helplessly. “As I said. I’m too soft-hearted for my own good. When I first dropped in to check out why China hadn’t collapsed yet, I… saw that this timeline was too far from my own to be salvaged. But… I couldn’t bring myself to just destroy it all. One thing led to another, I kept this world running, and… well, I… forgot my true purpose. I kept coming back, time after time, to a broken world that never should have been.”
Any other time, the true purpose of God would’ve been something I would’ve been very interested to pry into—but there was a more pressing question on my mind. “So is that how it’s going to happen?” I whispered.
God raised an eyebrow at me. “Hm?”
“How I’m going to die. You’ve finally gotten sick of this world and you’re going to blow it up?”
God shook her head. “Not… really. But at the same time, yes.” God snapped her fingers—purely for dramatic effect, I suppose—and in an instant, we were floating in empty space, the blazing sun beneath us, the little blue marble of Earth above, and to our right, a blazing white orb blotted out half the sky, easily larger than the Val Hred Mountains. “In a few moments, a rogue neutron star is going to tear through your solar system and destroy the Earth. You never developed the right technology to see it coming, but in the timeline I’m from, our people had… decades of warning. We all knew before I was even born, and my father… was a very rich man. He made sure I was safe.” God clenched a fist. “He died before we left Earth, before the singularity. Ironic.”
“Yeah, you know what else is ironic?” I tried to stomp up to her, but whatever trickery God was using to keep me alive didn’t allow me to move forwards. I settled for giving her an angry glare. “You claiming you’re so caring and benevolent, and then sitting on your divine ass and doing nothing while a giant flaming death ball hurtles towards our planet and kills us all!”
“I never said I was benevolent,” God murmured. “Just too soft-hearted for my own good. I should’ve destroyed this world years ago—it’s been using up so much processing power—but I always promised I’d at least try to talk to my creations before it happened.”
“Okay. Okay, you wanted to talk to your creations? Then tell me this: why? Why do you have to destroy this world? What do you need this ‘processing power’ for?”
“I’m trying to find my father,” God simply said.
I scowled. “You’re God. Just snap your fingers and use that omnipotence of yours to—”
“Can’t,” she said. “I can only execute a handful of a few well-defined actions. Replace particles with other particles, increase or decrease their energy levels, accelerate or decelerate time… but since ‘my father’ isn’t a well-defined entity, I can’t tell the computer to simulate him. So… I tried going the long way round, instead. We know exactly how the universe began, and we can simulate physics at faster than real time, if we’re willing to accept some minor inconsistencies. I thought… I thought that if I looked for these inconsistencies, and if I manually corrected for them enough, I could recreate all of human history up to when my father died, and… save him. And I’m close. I’m so, so close. Only a few thousand more years of simulated time to bring in line with the original timeline.” She sighed. “But my progress has been slowing down exponentially lately, and it’s… it’s because of these worlds. Once I realized that the worlds I was making had humans in them—sapient, living humans, as real as my father will be—I didn’t want to keep discarding them once I’d fixed them. And that kept eating away at me… until the problem solved itself.”
We stared in silence at the frozen neutron star for a long moment.
Then God continued. “But… I always hesitated before. Maybe—maybe you can convince me to spare this world—”
“You despicable excuse for a human being,” I hissed.
God flinched. “Wh—what?”
“Oh, is your omniscience failing you now? You heard me. Creating and destroying worlds, hopping through timeline after timeline, just because you miss your daddy? Refusing to lift a finger as a planet gets destroyed because it’s making your search slower? That’s the worst damn excuse for an apology I’ve ever heard!” I snatched up the gun that God had materialized, aiming it at her, and screamed, “Well, I hope you never find your father! I hope you go insane without him for all eternity! I hope you—”
Abruptly, I was back on my picnic blanket, still wet with God’s blood. I paused mid-rant as the Newtonbirds resumed honking, the cars began chirping, the leaves of the tree returning to their gentle thsthsthsthsths. I blinked twice in the sunrise. Did God change her mind and spare the world?
Then the gleam of the oncoming neutron star intensified, and before I registered the answer to that question I was nothing more than discarded ash in a broken world.
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2022.01.28 01:43 JustMe_Chris Some X-related things my boo got me for my birthday(save the Kitana.) As you can see I have a favorite character lol
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2022.01.28 01:43 AnswerActual1322 I got this out of a diamond relic, is she any good?
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2022.01.28 01:43 robyourchick We should be slow dancing in the dark😔
2022.01.28 01:43 kaizenkin Work is Saying I need to come back to Work Full-time or else... Legal? - MD
I got a note today from my employer saying I need to come back to work full-time today.
It says I've used up my PTO and FMLA. They've been accommodating but can't be anymore.
I've been working part-time due to my work accident and have a doctor's note stating I can only work part-time.
Is this legal for them to demand me to come back full-time?
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2022.01.28 01:43 Hispanic0_Panic0 Sum tauk in the comments I’m bored af
2022.01.28 01:43 myTerminal_ Left to right: ThinkPad T470 (temporary machine), ThinkPad T61p (experimental machine), Dell Precision T3600 (secondary machine), and ThinkPad X1 Extreme Gen 3 (primary machine), all running Void Linux
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2022.01.28 01:43 takachixos Am looking for a job
As you all know there is no student job in Morocco that students can do and it can bring an enough amount of money, therefore i want you guys to suggest something i can do to have an income in my life because i can’t [nb9a m3wek ela walidia bach ydiroli kolchi] . And thank you.
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2022.01.28 01:43 UnrealKingBuzzo [For Sale] Another Batch of Classics (Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, The Cure, Dire Straits, Michelle Shocked, Steve Morse Band)
The fight against debt continues. Here are today's selections.
Dire Straits|Brothers In Arms|$16.00|LP, Album, All| |Very Good Plus (VG+)|Very Good Plus (VG+)|
Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin|$60.00|LP, Album, PR| |Very Good Plus (VG+)|Very Good Plus (VG+)|
Led Zeppelin|In Through The Out Door|$25.00|LP, Album, "F"| |Very Good Plus (VG+)|Very Good Plus (VG+)|
Led Zeppelin|Physical Graffiti|$42.00|2xLP, Album, RP, SP| |Very Good Plus (VG+)|Very Good Plus (VG+)|
Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin II|$50.00|LP, Album, Gat| |Very Good Plus (VG+)|Very Good Plus (VG+)|
Led Zeppelin|Untitled (IV)|$45.00|LP, Album, Club| |Near Mint (NM or M-)|Very Good Plus (VG+)|
The Cure|Lovesong|$35.00|12", Single|Near Mint (NM or M-)|Very Good Plus (VG+)|
The Cure|Fascination Street|$25.00|12", Single|Near Mint (NM or M-)|Near Mint (NM or M-)|
Michelle Shocked|Short Sharp Shocked|$15.00|LP, Album, Promo| |Near Mint (NM or M-)|Near Mint (NM or M-)|
The Rolling Stones|Let It Bleed|$75.00|LP, Album, Ltd, RE, Red| |Near Mint (NM or M-)|Very Good Plus (VG+)|
Steve Morse Band|Stand Up|$25.00|LP, Album, SRC| |Mint (M)|Mint (M)|
Details for all records can be found on my Discogs Page:
I likely have other records for sale in older posts, so please check them out, if you’d like.
First come, first served. All payments must be made within an hour of an agreement to purchase or else they can be sold to someone else. All records are in heavy-duty plastic outer sleeves and the records are stored in antistatic sleeves. Original sleeves will be included, when available.
Pictures available upon request.
Buyer pays shipping and handling. Item ships one business day from the purchase date. Returns are accepted within 15 days of the purchase date for a full refund of the purchase price. Shipping and handling cost is nonrefundable.
U.S. (media mail) with tracking = $6.00 unlimited for up to 2 LPs and $4.00 unlimited for 45's, CDs, and cassettes.
International shipping prices are based on USPS weights and are subject to change.
If you are ordering from outside the U.S., please contact me first for the correct shipping fees. DO NOT PAY INVOICE until I can verify pricing.
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2022.01.28 01:43 Pengbluzie Just hit 6k at level 12 for the first time as a F2P player!
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2022.01.28 01:43 emelsewhere Lemon meringue tart with gluten free shortbread
2022.01.28 01:43 slyLEMONsKILLz My pandemic p365. Dot and sights next. Then either a tlr7 sub or Wild 1 to round it out.
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2022.01.28 01:43 MrAlek360 Invest in Nichijou Meme! :)
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2022.01.28 01:43 DocHollidaysPistols blink-182 - What's My Age Again?
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2022.01.28 01:43 bonnablu Do I have psychic abilities and if so how can I become more in tune to them?
I am a 27 year old female and have been having premonitions from my dreams for about 5 years now. Most of the time it is nothing serious just small things I dream about that happen the next day. Most of the time it is something someone says or something they do that happens the next day exactly like it was in my dream. There was 2 occasions that were much more serious. The first time was the first time it had happened to me. My father passed away when I was 22 of a drug overdose very unexpectedly. I had dreams almost every night a week before he died of him dying. Each time it was a different way and very horrible vivid nightmares with the same outcome of him dying. I was very close with my dad so his death hit me very hard and it was very troubling for me that I had dreamt about. The second time was about a week ago. I only had one dream this time and it was very weird (like I knew I was dreaming). What I remember of the dream was very short. I was driving my boyfriends car down the expressway and going super fast and listening to music really loud. At this point in my dream I knew I was dreaming and looked at myself in the rear view mirror. It looked like me but more dark and like an evil version of me or something. My reflection then smiled really creepily without myself smiling and then for no reason I drove off the road and rolled the car until it got pinned up on its side against some trees. I remember looking down at my hands covered in blood and then I woke up. The next day my boyfriend crashed his car on the way home from work after sliding on black ice. The crash was the same exact as in my dream with him rolling the car off the side of the highway and getting pinned against trees. Thankfully he had no serious injuries but he was hospitalized and the car was completely totaled. It’s got me really freaked out and now every time I have a bad dream i am terrified something bad will happen.
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2022.01.28 01:43 foureyedinabox Ezra Miller Delivers Cryptic Message to Ku Klux Klan in Instagram Video
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2022.01.28 01:43 nickknight550 Tell me which are some of ARR's best songs but ones which did get as popular
It's night where I am. Been a tiring day.just want to close my eyes put on my headphones and listen to some amazing music. Seeking recommendations on low profile but classy rehman songs
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2022.01.28 01:43 newsdk Høje energipriser presser danskere - fredag forhandles der
2022.01.28 01:43 Hoosier61 Ditto
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2022.01.28 01:43 Teefnv Is Hinge broken?